funny quotes from source code comments — i have come across

Quote from the source code for bash/unwind_prot.c

“/* I can’t stand it anymore! Please can’t we just write the
whole Unix system in lisp or something? */”

From a rant on opensource here()

I consider the stability of many open source programs rather underwhelming. Note that these aren’t problems limited to open source, but open source is no magical cure to these problems either, unlike many advocates believe (what the fuck are they smoking?). 99% of all code is crap, open source and closed source are just the same with respect to this.